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recon expert

The rarest skin in Fortnite™. It hasn't been in the item shop for more that 500 days.
"Hey Jim! I have Recon Expert!"
by LiamForInstinct May 5, 2019
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Spider Expert

1. Someone that is well-versed in the field of Arachnology.
2. A faggot, it was originally a 7chan wordfilter of the word faggot many years ago, showed up when people would respond with posts like 'do it faggot'; but nowadays it tends to be used as an insult more for someone who knows way too much about shit no-one cares about.
"Arachnology is so fascinating"
"shut the fuck up spider expert"

"I'm gonna slit my wrists"
"DO IT SPIDER EXPERT"
by sdjipgsdg October 18, 2018
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Disposal expert

Someone who is great at removing incriminating evidence
Anton calling Leroy
Leroy: "What up Fool?"
Anton: "Hey I need a "Disposal Expert", I got a problem and its a fucking huge one."
Leroy: "I'll call "him" up."
by RaiRaijinn December 16, 2016
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local expert

A neighbourhood expert (usually called Karen) who always interferes and is vocal about knowing what’s best
Karen on that Neighbourhood app is such a local expert, the annoying cunt
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Dating Expert

Individuals on Youtube who make money/validation by simply rewording the "numbers game" (just keep asking out) theory . Their "advice" is designed to string you along, with one thing after another, usually to the point of where some advice contradicts the previous.

There are an abundance of self proclaimed "dating experts online" these days.
"Just do these 17 things, now say these 3 magic words, then do these 34 things, and don't forget to subscribe and watch my neverending array of videos, then buy my course, now repeat the process and buy my next course" - Dating expert.
by RoguePoster August 17, 2022
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internet expert

A form of armchair expert who gains all their knowledge from the internet and then enlightens others on social media. The accuracy of their source information may be suspect, their analysis and conclusions are likely flawed, but they will shout down anyone who dares to challenge their expertise in the field.
In an online discussion of tractors on a newspaper website I posted that a problem with modern tractors was that a fault with the electronics could stop them dead and require a technician with a laptop to fix. An Internet Expert informed me that it was always possible for a modern tractor to "limp home" however bad the failure "in his experience".

I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
by fubarderby October 14, 2014
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childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.
She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.
by bagitbabe May 23, 2008
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