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Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich

A cheese sandwich that pairs most excellently with watching the Bill and Ted series.

Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles

Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.

Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.

Enjoy!
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