Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”

by Idont havea name October 2, 2020

Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.

Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.

by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024

A Shot Of Espresso

Nariella Beaulieu.

“She was like a shot of espresso. She’s like, being bathed in sunlight.”

by Truthfully Telling June 1, 2024

Gay espresso

Espresso is very gay he just won’t admit it sadly (he’s gay for Madeleine obviously).

Look it gay espresso. “I’m not gay”. (Espresso lied)

by Raspberry.—.cookie December 10, 2021

me espresso

When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.

Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh

by Superminaren September 18, 2024

Soapy espresso

When a guy busts a nut in their partners ass and then their partner sharts and it looks like a soapy espresso

I gave my wife a soapy espresso last night.

by Scrubalicious September 9, 2025

Depresso Espresso

Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.

Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.

by getbullied69 July 12, 2020