Equals Three

Stylized as =3, this popular YouTube web show is hosted by Ray William Johnson, a guy living in NYC that looks like a midget raccoon with guido hair. Ray William Johnson hosts it and analyzes (usually making fun of) three viral web videos, and then concludes the show with a question from a usually random viewer (usually a hot chick), and then a montage of creative responses members of the "forum" (video viewers with YouTube accounts) replied to in response to the question presented in the previous video. So basically, it's like Tosh.0 but not as well-funded. It has grown to become one of YouTube's most subscribed shows, and has also spurred many different jokes. Some of these jokes include squaids, two camels in a tiny car, fake and gay among others. New videos usually pop up every Sunday and Wednesday nights, but sometimes there's exceptions.

Hey forum, welcome to another episode of Equals Three do you guys wanna see this fidgety-ass dog rave?
Man that dog is so crazy, maybe he has squaids?
Or maybe he's doing your mom?
I'm kidding, forum, I really liked the video but it turned out like over 9,000 views in the past six months no wonder it's so funny.....like your mom.

by JimboWales August 17, 2010

equal boobertunist

noun: a person who loves any and all boobs.
one who does not discriminate amongst breasts; big, small, flat, saggy, long, lumpy, wrinkled--they are all awesome.

He's a equal boobertunist. He loves all boobs, in spite of size or age.

by silvertulie October 5, 2010

Equal Opportunity

A guy that will tap broads of any color (EO for short); the opposite of Pussy Racist

MOCO is Equal Opportunity - "All pussies are pink on the inside!"

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

blanket equality

Blanket Equality is the share between blankets to make sure blankets are distributed and shared among the population equally.

Wow that person really cares about blanket equality.

by Caody vaughan November 10, 2017

Marriage Equality

The equality experienced by all who can freely marry the person they wish. More specifically, the right of same-sex couples to marry.

Christian-"Two men or two women should not be able to marry! God said so!"
John-"I love my boyfriend and want to marry him. It won't affect you. MARRIAGE EQUALITY!"
Christian-*frantically begins quoting bible verses*

by urbdict12 November 25, 2013

Sexual Equality

It doesn't exist!

Hey Billy did you hear of Sexual Equality?
HAHAHA that was a good one Jack!

by Samo_Jal June 22, 2016

Sapient Equalism

Sapient Equalism, also Sapientequaism, is a cultural progressive and left leaning ideology that support all sapient beings are equal among themselves, such as humans, xenos/aliens, extraphysical/spiritual life forms (like gods and spiritual beings) and all other possible sapient life forms that might exist, and some variant even includes Artificial Intelligence as well. Sapient equalism supports that everyone that is sapient and conscious of itself can have the same rights and have a sapient life. Sapient Equalism supports that all sapient beings can have rights, some variants advocating the same rights and others advocating different rights for each kind of sapient beings according to their cultural, social and spiritual/religious conditions. Sapient Equalism also supports that sapient species can cooperate among each other and help each other to build a better place for living, regarding being human, xeno or extraphysical. Sapient Equalism also supports that sapient beings should protect protect non-sapient beings.

"Sapient Equalism is the future of law and rights, sapient equality is about to become thing just as species equality also is, both sapient equalism and bioequalism will lead into the future of social rights and of equal rights to everyone else. And that's going to be amazing for everyone else in this planet or that is part of human civilization or will be part of the human civilization."

by Full Monteirism May 1, 2021