duffus

Refers to someone who is extraordinarily dumb, as exhibited by extraordinarily bad choices.

Duffus

It just refers to someone who is exraordinarily dumb. A derivative of "dumbfucks" from the latin dummass frickinious idiotus.

Dude was a total duffus and used gasoline to start his charcoal for the picnic! Hence the fire department and paramedics

by DustyDude June 3, 2015

duffet

to duffet: (duf-it) to screw someone out of their money, in snakey type manner. To not pay money to someone that you owe monetarily. To get work out of someone without paying them.

*The people getting screwed are of no significance even if family or friends.

fuck me. I worked with that motherfucker for a week and he duffeted me out of $300. Never gonna work for that cheap douchebag again -_-

by garbanCHIC May 4, 2008

New Jersey duffelbag

A very large, gaping, and over-used vagina.

"So Les, did you ever poke that Shirley chick?"

"Of course I did... Me and the whole football, basketball, hockey, baseball, and soccer team. That girl's got quite the new jersey duffelbag!"

by John Curtis January 5, 2009

Duffed

To get your ass kicked REALLY badly. If you got "duffed", you didn't just get punched in the face, hit the floor and kicked once or twice hard... you got hit in the face, hit the ground, then got hit in the face several more times, possibly had your head bashed into the cement, got kicked in the ears, neck, kidneys and various other soft spots on your body.

"Yung, that nigga D-Set laid up in the hospital. He smoked up that whole QP he was fronted by main man and got duffed."

by Krill Awareness April 15, 2006

Hilary duff

A false misconception of what talent is. Shallow, lame, and selfish.

Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.

HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.

Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.

Reality TV star fame. Teeny Boppers. Sick men/boys. Fools.

by C February 4, 2004

meat duff

A term coined by Australian sailors for a large piece of red meat (usually a full steak or several slices of roast) that are eaten as a dessert during the main meal of the day.

I just had two serves of meat duff and now I am as full as a WRAN in a maneating contest.

by Irish471 August 25, 2008

Dirty Duff

A Dirty Duff is a sex move inspired by the great Garrett Duffy, the most badass baseball pitcher to ever play for Red Mountain High School. A Dirty Duff is a signature move in which the male shoves a baseball bat into the woman's vagina and then proceeds to throw batting practice to the girl, the girl will swing the bat using the muscles in her pussy and clitoris and hit the ball.This is really a revolutionary form of exercise and can be very beneficial for the woman as it strengthens her pussy muscles and mental toughness. Using this move you really can hit a homerun, no pun intended.

Guy 1:"I saw you leaving school with Mackenzie the other day."

Guy 2: " You know I took her straight home and gave her that Dirty Duff."

Mackenzie:*squirt squirt squirt*

by RMHS Unknown Nigga December 14, 2013