i need to go somewhere fun, so i got drunk last night and passed out in a grainery, should have gotten high and ate the grainery
by donaldrunes September 07, 2006
by Anonymous January 14, 2003
-Dude. you were so drunk you picked up a little Mexican girl and said ''WHERES THE FUCKING MAP DORA!"
- You were so drunk last night you put my cat in a pillow case and started singing "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET"
- You were so drunk last night you put my cat in a pillow case and started singing "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET"
by abbree345777 February 28, 2015
The sort of experience most people aren't familiar with, though it almost happened on Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
If you really need to know what it's like to be drunk, just drink a glass of water of water and ask it.
by Downstrike October 25, 2004
When nothing makes sense and you're rolling around on the floor screaming:
" ELEPHANTS, AHHHHH BIG PINK HAIRY ELEPHANTS!"
" ELEPHANTS, AHHHHH BIG PINK HAIRY ELEPHANTS!"
by GirlSkater February 01, 2004
1. I accidentally killed my neighbor's dog when I got him drunk by giving him Jack Daniels and some other stuff in 1986.
2. Me and a friend got drunk at a Christmas party 10 years ago, we started dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers. My boss was stunned and became p-----d off nuts.
3. What I am planning to do my present-day boss on his birthday and putting a dreadlogs weave on him before sending to the dome in New Orleans in October.
2. Me and a friend got drunk at a Christmas party 10 years ago, we started dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers. My boss was stunned and became p-----d off nuts.
3. What I am planning to do my present-day boss on his birthday and putting a dreadlogs weave on him before sending to the dome in New Orleans in October.
by Saints September 26, 2003