Skip to main content

Driveway Derelicts

(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!

2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
by Ileah519 December 8, 2011
mugGet the Driveway Derelicts mug.

Driveway Decision

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.
Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision
by .Bwy. November 16, 2023
mugGet the Driveway Decision mug.

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
mugGet the The Ultimate Driveway Machine mug.

Buff Her Driveway

When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!
Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.
by rjbb04 September 28, 2023
mugGet the Buff Her Driveway mug.

Driveway Fogging

When you and your friends park in a strangers driveway and hotbox your vehicle.
That looks like a great spot for driveway fogging.
by Kewich October 13, 2020
mugGet the Driveway Fogging mug.

Driveway Idiot

Associated with lowlife wannabe reta*ds who do nothing but argue on the internet and think they're the shit due to their inflated Superiority Complex. All they do is ruin your day and drive away finding other victims to fall to their menacing mental disabality.
Chadwick Dicklick: Bruhhh you're so gay, did you know F in J.F.K stands for I fucked your mom
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now
by TheHornyAsian November 2, 2021
mugGet the Driveway Idiot mug.

Driveway Face

A sexual act wherein you place three Hoy Wheels on your sex partner's face and then urinate on them.
by Chance Panic September 9, 2021
mugGet the Driveway Face mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email