Saab Driver

Quirky, successful, understated individuals who shy away from the stigma of driving a BMW or Mercedes. According to Top Gear, Saab Drivers are members of the ‘ intelligentsia’, including but not limited to architects, graphic designers, civil rights lawyers, and specialist doctors.

Saab Drivers usually identify with one or more of the following reasons for having purchased their vehicle:
- Integrity and Spirited Engineering
- Design with meaningful lines through the whole body and details which support the wholeness
- Understatement
- Trustworthiness
- Intelligent and nontraditional solutions to major and smaller problems
- The courage to think and act (in the developing of cars) for good and sensible reasons, instead of commercial “fanciness”/trendiness
- Fist Class in Safety
- High performance turbocharged engines
- Saab's iconic cult-like following
- Care about the environment combined with driving-pleasure
- Admiration for a small brand with a very innovative heritage

You’ll never hear anyone say ‘look at that lunatic in the Saab’ or 'That Saab Driver is such a hot headed prick'.

There’s a bit of a cult of Saab in the UK. Saab drivers wave to each other as they drive by.

While the yuppie masses scoot along in their 3-series BMWs and boring Lexuses, a Saab Driver flies by in a turbocharged rush.

Most Saab Drivers owned an Apple computer before it was trendy.

by saabhob February 11, 2013

drivers license

a song that describes the drama going on between olivia rodrigo, joshuah basset, and sabrina carpenter. olivia and joshua were rumored to have dated and joshua flirted with sabrina carpenter. in the song olivia says your probably with that blonde girl, and sabrina is blonde!

im crying over the song “drivers license” by olivia rodrigo. im having a drivers license situation right now.

by drivers license January 11, 2021

One Wheel Drive

A Truck(or any vehicle) that is two wheel drive with an open differential. If a vehicle has a diff locker, positraction, or at bare minimum, limited slip, it can then be considered a two wheel drive. One Wheel drives have no business hitting the trail and off-roading, unless the drivers a crazy fucker like me and is ready to get stuck in menial situations and expend some effort on some vehicle recovery. Oh, but they work great for doing doughnuts on flat ground and haulin dead hookers to the riverbed.

Me: *on phone* " hey bro, can you help me out man, and bring your Toyota 4-By and a tow strap!"

random bro of mine: " aw shit man... did you get your One Wheel Drive Piece of Shit Ford Ranger stuck on a speed bump again?!!!"

Me: *Shamefully Mutter* "Yeah, fuck off and help me out. The truck works great for bangin your mom in the back!!"

by TheAnonymousGuy123 February 2, 2009

Adam driver

He’s a handsome motherfucker who I would to fuck despite my straightness

Adam Driver can fuck me right in the butthole

by Kylo Ren’s old buddy April 16, 2020

test drive

to try something out

I want to test drive this car.

I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.

Let's test drive the ironing board.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 19, 2005

Certi Driver

A driver who shows no regard for the safety of themselves, their passengers or anyone in the area by driving extremely recklessly seemly choosing the worst times and places to do it whilst using words that do not go together in the context used (illiterate) such as "show them what time it is"

He's a certi driver

by Shootin6mill May 24, 2022

Drive Lead

In military jargon to "drive lead" is to be an occupant in the first (or lead) vehicle in a convoy. Due to the prevalence of roadside IED's in current theatres the function of driving lead is often considered extremely dangerous.

Staff Sergeant: So who wants to volunteer to drive lead?
Everyone Else: *silence*

by Noble Two August 4, 2010