Douchespork

One who is a real jerk.

He lied about not having a girlfriend? What a douchespork!

by FrickorFrack April 27, 2009

Douchesse

A female douchebag.

Look at the douchesse, she got orange fake tan, fake two tone blond hair and a duck face!

by SyllyGrrl1 December 19, 2010

douchesaurus

A big jerk, idiot, imbecile. A rude person not willing to admit his or her mistake(s).

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-saw-rus

"Some guy came in the diner the other day and didn't leave me a tip; even after I gave him a free order of fries! What a douchesaurus!"

by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

douchesniffer

The maximum level of douchescocity.

That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit

by jon.o December 26, 2009

Le Douchesac

l'art d'etre un con, lie au mot anglais douchebag.

On a croise Le Douchesac hier soir au bar.

by boss.haas May 15, 2010

douchesicle

Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.

Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.

by Socram November 24, 2006

Douchasauraus

A person whom is an old school douche.

"Orie just tried to show off the douche he bought for one of his hoes"
"Wow, what a douchasauraus"

by anti-douchasauraus November 17, 2009