douchin

an adjective used to describe someone who is an asshole or who is arrogant

wow look at the douchin man in the convertable
OR
yea, bill gates is pretty douchin
Or
youre a douchin young man

by treeev January 1, 2006

Douchinator

A individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, Douches Maximus, or Douchesaurus Rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics.

(ala terminator).. Douchinator scanning.....scanning....garden-variety douche identified.....targeting

by Douchinator! September 21, 2011

doucheing

Someone who is being a asshole and is shown that they are a total dumbshit

Oh no, Bill is doucheing again

by Lov3s2Spuge February 4, 2009

You got to be douchin

like the phrase"you got to be kidding me" but as in someone is trying to use you or you have been used in a situation that you did not know of or having intentions of doing something but getting used in the procces

guy one: dude you wanna chill tonight.

guy two:yeah mean i'll be by later.

(to guys are together and riding around)

guy one:dude i told my girl that we would come pick her up

guy two: dude you got to be douchin me

by Sk8terdouche July 7, 2010

Doucheington

A supreme member of the doucheboard hierarchy. The word is founded by Joseph Longmore (facebook) dedicated to Blair Partlow and fellow douchemembers of the douchesquadron. Thank you LongJoemore for clearing things up and making the world a better place...one douchepuppy at a time.

Dude, that guy sure has an ego...he must be making up for something..."..."Totally, what a Preston Doucheington"

by LongJoeMore June 9, 2010

douchin around

The act of lollygagging,fooling around or wasting time doing stupid activities.

Guy 1 : What is taking Tom so long?
Guy 2: Dude he is douchin around.

by XThreeee December 23, 2016

douchington

a formal title which is attached to a person that is douche-like, or is similar to a douche in personality

she was all like,"hey where the heck is douchington?"
"mitchell has procrastinated until the last minute again. he is cutting it close as usual."

(where 'mitchell' is the 'douchington' as a result of being a procrastinator)

by scapegirl February 17, 2025