DouchePickle

Meaning the same as douchebag.

Kanye west is a douchepickle.

by Urbanashley September 18, 2009

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

douchecookie

nick williams also known as a firecrotch

nick is such a douchecookie!

by blondeness May 13, 2009

douchedick

<noun>
1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.

2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.

1. "Man that fag was so drunk! What a douchedick!"
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."

by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005

Duchefucker

A person that is both, has anal sex and is an ass hole that needs to get laid.

My friend Jessy is a duchefucker because he spends more time trying to look cool on video games then having fun with friends.

by Obidann December 18, 2010

DoucheTruck

Douchetruck has the ability to be used in many ways, but generally is used as an adjective. To describe a person who is ignorant, and vile. A person who is a douchetruck has risen above the label "Douche bag" or "Douche face."

A Douchetruck can also refur to a truck that is hired for the sole purpose of carrying, and ridding the products of douching.

"John you are such a fucking douchetruck."

or

"Holy shit, today must be tuesday because there are two douchetrucks coming up the street!"

by Olivia Benson July 21, 2008

douchefuck

when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.

claire was a total douchefuck to jenna yesterday.

by heygirlhey December 8, 2007