The douchiest of all the douchebags in existence, not just on Earth. Their douchiness is so great they can be seen as not only royalty compared to other douches, but a God. Basically douchebaggery could be its own religion, as many religions have some idol that believers worship.
Jack: Did you see what happened to Joey at the bar last night? He got super drunk, picked up and banged four girls, including a transgender woman, got into a bar fight and got arrested.
Mike: Dude, I saw. What a douchelord.
Mike: Dude, I saw. What a douchelord.
by Sarcastic_Dickhead August 11, 2017
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by Satan333 August 1, 2019
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A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009
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Get the Doucheburns mug.That guy was such a douchecopter he managed to insult us from the other side of this crowded auditorium.
by Bassrabi February 20, 2011
Get the DoucheCopter mug.a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason
1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?
20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....
1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick
20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger
20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....
1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick
20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger
by so not andrew May 10, 2009
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