dooring

Dooring is the practice of opening one's door into another parked vehicles side. Practiced mostly by older people, soccer moms and children, it damages the paint on the opposite cars finish. Dooring is a completely unnacepptable practice, and it is best to honk at the idiot next to you whose doing it to your car. An alternate form of dooring, is when an idiot in your own car, opens the door and scrapes off the paint when the door slides of the curb.

The death penalty is unacceptable in modern America, with the exception of people who practice dooring or vandalize other peoples vehicles.

by Mitch Riar January 15, 2007

doofington

the evolution of a doof is a doofington which means an ultimate doof

You are such a doofington

by doofington June 10, 2018

Mount Dooming

The act of having one's ring destroyed.

Bob: Hey Clarence... You wanna come round mine and partake of some Mount Dooming? (Wink)

Clarence: Yeah bob... Sounds like my idea of fun! (Nudge Nudge Wink!)

by Maverick 293 October 23, 2009

Face Dozing

What a dog (generally a Shih-Tzu) will do after eating or drinking. It involves them putting their face on a carpet and pushing themselves forward with their back feet at the same time. May be a way for them to clean themselves up.

My dog just ate a big meal and now he's face dozing across the living room floor.

by PhantomLover007 November 7, 2011

dooping

Dooping is when you think you got a booger, but you're really just shifting it all over your face.

"Dude, it's on your right cheek now. You just keep dooping it all over your face"!

by Frogish Jen March 11, 2011

Dozing Dermot

An act by which you engage in masturbation while in close proximity of two copulating acquaintances.

John and Shelly were giving it socks on the couch last night. They thought I was asleep but I actually had a sneaky 'Dozing Dermot'.

by Heffaroony July 1, 2011

Drozing

Falling asleep while drinking; taking a long drunk nap

Beth, are you drozing again!?

by Boom618 June 8, 2016