Doofspring

The offspring of a doofus, generally inheriting the intelligence of the parents.

The dumbass at work who swiped my stapler has a picture of his doofspring on his desk. They look as stupid as he does.

by akbiv October 27, 2009

DOOM is Eternal

The thing you say before you go on a holy crusade to kill demons and the entire Vivzieverse

Person: Watches a female Twitch streamer

Doomguy: boobs are temporary, DOOM is Eternal

by The_DaffyOne February 11, 2021

MF DOOM

A six o seven psycho who throws his dick around. The super villian. Mister all caps when you spell the mans name, MF MUTHAFUCKIN DOOM

his name is doom. ITS MF DOOM ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME

by fw azy March 4, 2022

Never-ending Queue of Doom

When you add a show on a streaming app to your watchlist, but you will probably never actually watch it.

"Have you seen that new show on Netflix?"
"I haven't, but I'll add it to the never-ending queue of doom."

by PerfectSlacker June 28, 2019

Doomsday Deuce

A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.

Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!

by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013

Doom-Switch

Pronunciation: 'düm-swich
Function: noun

1. The button or switch that an online gaming site toggles on or off, subsequently rigging the game for a particular player.

Note: This term was created by PokerRoom.com player "monkeyzero". TradeMark laws may apply to its usage.

ex. 1. "I was the favorite to win every hand I was in, but I ended up losing my bankroll because they got the Doom-Switch on me."

ex. 2. "I won two hands in a row. I think they turned my Doom-Switch off."

by virus five July 27, 2005

doom

A game which all players of Counter-Strike, Halo, Quake et al should thank for making the first-person shooter genre what it is today.

Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.

Doom >is greater than> CS+HL+Halo+Quake+Unreal+GoldenEye

All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.

by Comrade Dmitri April 2, 2004