doofusness

The overall actions of one or a group who continually acts like a doofus or doofi.

John is so full of doofusness, he keeps sticking his tongue on that frozen lamp post.

by Bro Rich September 21, 2008

dorkus

One who behaves in an awkward and/or dorky manner but does not give a shit so therefore is in actuality very cool

She is a dorkus, i love her.

by Cecilia May 13, 2005

Dorkus porkus

Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish

"You are such a dorkus porkus"

by AmandaLT February 3, 2010

dorkus malorkus

A dork to the max of the world

When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?

by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007

hipster doofus

Trendy, "cool guy" that, while certainly trendy, isn't all that cool. Easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.

by surlyboi September 7, 2003

dookstack

an event in which multiple participants each take turns contributing a bowel movement into a single toilet resulting in an unflushable mess.

"Hey, are you in on the dookstack? We've already got three shits in it, the janitor is going to shit when he sees that!"

by The Jarvis February 22, 2006

doofus

goofy, used in a teasing manner.

Hey doofus! Stop being silly and get over here!

by Neurotic Newman March 11, 2009