Closet Drinker

A person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.

Brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. She's such a closet drinker!

by neotheo April 20, 2009

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american aquarium drinker

Used in the Wilco song I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. Jeff Tweedy is saying that he is a heavy drinker. A figure of speech meaning he drinks as much as an aquarium could hold.

Apple Picker - "I get drunk so easily, I am definitely not an american aquarium drinker."

american aquarium drinker

by LEXIWORLD October 2, 2008

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woo woo dinker

A cow with 3 legs & 17 udders. It usually shoots out acidic milk from 16 udders and breast milk out of 1.

"ZAYUMMM! Is that a woo woo dinker?"
"Yesss omg I love how it squirts breast milk out of one udder"

by YOURMOMSAWOOWOODINKER April 26, 2014

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Bud Light drinker

A woke person, often from LGBTQIA+ community

Hey, is that a guy in a dress? Yes, he’s a

Bud Light drinker.

by ChrisMeth April 19, 2023

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Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.

Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.

by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020

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A small bar or watering hole that serve alcohol. Inspired by an outdoor cafe on the corner of Swanston Street and Flinders Lane in Melbourne, Australia. Origin: Naomi, Palmer, Melbourne, Australia circa 2001

I wish we could meet up at the drinkerie for a drinkette. see giftette
Have you been to any good drinkeries lately?

by Lissky September 2, 2004

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