This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
That fucking bitch ass dog
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024
Get the That fucking bitch ass dogmug. Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
by lordyrei December 12, 2024
Get the Goofy Ass Dogmug. by Neeyuck July 16, 2021
Get the Dog Assmug. Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025
Get the Dog Assmug. When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.
by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025
Get the Dog ass itmug.