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Dirty Dink

In the spirit of a Dirty Sanchez, a Dirty Dink is when you take your finger or your dick out of a girls ass and wipe it in her eye(s) which causes her to squint like an Asian.
"Wow. That girl is giving me the evil eye like Bruce Lee. She must have just recieved a Dirty Dink".

or

"I ain't gonna let my bitch drive for a while. She just got a Dirty Dink in both eyes".
by Durmach Calidrivur April 9, 2009
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dinkleberg

dinkleberg is a tik- tok reference that is used when someone's joke isn't funny or the situation isn't funny .
Sam *says stupid joke* *laughs*
Tommy- Dinkleberg.
by peggy<3 February 11, 2021
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dinka dink

When the tail of a dog wags left and rights in a rhythmic motion.
WOW thats dog is a dinka dinkering.
by SencneS February 9, 2004
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shit dink

One whom has shit on the end of the penis either as a result of inserting it into an anal cavity or just plain filth from not being circumsized.
Hey whats up shit dink,
whoa did you just here that he just called you shit dink
he asked you a question shit dink
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com February 13, 2008
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dinkafeets

adjective -- enormously smelly athlete's feet; a vomitous stench derived from the lack of personal hygiene; located in the "toe region"

noun -- a person, animal, (or person who lives like an animal), whose stench generates from the "toe region" and smells worse than a sack of toenail clippings left out in the sun on an august day in calcutta.
adj. "Get'ch'ya dinkafeets off'a me!" "You are a dinkafeets baby!"

n. "What the HELL is THAT?! --- It's a dinkafeets!"
by Dinkin Baby September 29, 2009
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Dink think

When a man makes an unwise choice to a rendezvous with a female. He was thinkin' with his dink.
Doug is always hanging out with the young girls, he can't stop the dink think.
by J. Pads April 17, 2013
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dinkelpuss

A person who's level of stupidity far exceeds that of the average idiot.

Most people fitting in this category lack enough intelligence to realize how stupid they really are.

When "idiot" just doesn't go far enough, there's dinkelpuss.
The guy who just cut me off in traffic has multiple scrapes and dents on the side of his car where he has clipped other vehicles. What a dinkelpuss!
by escape from Murphy September 30, 2023
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