Dome Derby

An event in which men compete to see whom can get the most oral sex in a 24 hour span.

Do you remember the year that Mike won the dome derby?

by Dome King69 March 21, 2012

Bird Derby

Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby

Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"

by King Deezus January 2, 2017

Dirty derby

When a fat bearded man puts a suction cup dildo on the table and begins to go to town on it with his mouth and slapping himself in the face with it, while a female records it.

Last night Tyler performed a dirty derby with June, he used a 12inch monster in the kitchen.

by Anglethedangle December 12, 2022

Jockey Derby

A ritual that started in Italian jockey stables whereby a girlfriend of a Jockey is brought to a party comprising of jockey's and their partners.

The new 'filly' is then given alcoholic drinks laced with rohypnol or other drugs with a pliable effect, and is broken in with rough debased sex acts, ridden around the area, her teeth and gums checked, and passed from Jockey to Jockey.

This is made all the more comical and humiliating by the fact that jockey's are a poor man's dwarf.

I hear Robby Albarado hit his new filly too hard at the last Jockey Derby and is now being sued.

by Kharnifex_ October 27, 2011

brown derby

A chocolate dipped cone from Dairy Queen.

Source: My grandfather owned and operated a Dairy Queen in Dumas (in the Texas Panhandle, not East Texas) for more than 25 years from the mid-'50s to the '70s. We sold many a chocolate-dipped cone. During those days, this delightful treat was called a "Brown Derby."

I'll take two butternut Blizzards and a Brown Derby for my grandfather.

by smithword January 16, 2017

derby

slang for a popular strain of Cannabis originating in the 1970's called "Durban Poison" (or Durban, named after the South African port city). As mentioned in the Puff Daddy & Mase song when Mase raps; "I be out in Jersey puffin hershey, cuz brothas ain't worthy to rock my derby."

Smokin' on that derby all day erry day.

by uknowwhatjunk July 19, 2014

Derby

The only City which is so boring and uninteresting that the first entries under its name are unrelated to the place.

A poor mans Nottingham which has an alarming affection for Sheep.

"Hey want to go into Derby tonight?"
"Id rather stick a fork in my eye"

by "Dave" February 6, 2007