by Zachyboi Bennett February 19, 2019
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A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.
A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.
by Little speck April 4, 2018
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A remote worker who travels the world but can only talk about it in a conceited way. Key attributes may include:
• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.
• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.
• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.
• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.
• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.
• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.
• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
• Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.
• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.
• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.
• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.
• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.
• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.
• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.
• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
• Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.
Things a digital gonad might say: Where’s the Wi-Fi? Why is the Wi-Fi bad? My Wi-Fi was bad so I couldn’t join the call. What’s the password to your Wi-Fi? Generally, too much discussion about Wi-Fi.
by Digital Crawdad September 16, 2022
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She is so Divita!
That can't be it, it has to be divita
That can't be it, it has to be divita
by Lavanya08 February 8, 2019
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by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream August 9, 2016
Get the Digital Prophet mug.The interference created in speakers by a cellular phone transmitting next to it that resembles synthesized chicken clucks.
Your phone rang next to the speakers during my favorite part of the song, and all I could hear was a digital chicken.
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