Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

distracturbation

When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.

My teacher asked me why my homework was half done and all I could say was “Distracturbation”

by ShittyTitty October 8, 2017

Distractivated

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

"I was so distractivated at college today, I had an epic idea for a kickstarter."

by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017

Distracting

Something that is taking place to distract ones focus. More than likely a distracting girl.

A cute girl in a class room or work area such as an office can be distracting you from your work.

by about42penguins October 21, 2008

distracticon

a colleague who transforms from a hard-working, concientious individual into a web-surfing, joke-emailing, prank-pulling, clock-watcher in the last hour of the working day.
transformations often occur earlier on fridays or on any day the distracticon knows they won't be in the following day.

also applies to family/friends/partners when something of interest enters their circle of awareness, resulting in vacant looks later when reminded of what they'd promised earlier (whilst distracted)

1. that bobs a great worker. except on friday afternoons when he turns into a distracticon.

2. pete didn't show up to help in the garden. i think he was in distracticon mode when he promised to cos the football was on the tv.

by Fo0LeD March 25, 2008

distractionary

adjective. taking attention away from; moving off course

I can't seem to focus today as I keep wandering off on these distractionary ventures.

by Stepmom43 March 14, 2009

distractogapter

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.

While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .

by tacokid November 1, 2013