Get the Dicsord mug.After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".
by Good Ole' Rog March 3, 2009
Get the Hindenberg Disaster mug.Noun. When the media puts horrific or tragic images on a 24 hour loop, constantly driving them into your head, and then refers to the events portrayed as an "unspeakable tragedy" . .. .despite the fact that they have four different talking heads analyzing it 24 hours a day. Often times disaster porn is used to generate financial support. Most commonly associated with 9/11, where every mention of the "terrorist outrage" was followed by an infomercial for NYPD t-shirts and American flag bumper stickers.
"This is just horrible. I can't even bear to look." Said Geraldo Rivera as he rewound the disaster porn tape of the World Trade Center collapsing for the 10,000th time that day. "Buy 'I LOVE AMERICA' bumper stickers and NYPD hats now!"
by Dylan Niles November 11, 2007
Get the disaster porn mug.Another name for a frisbee.
But frisbee is a brand name, so it should be described as a novelty flying disc. Can be abrieviated to NFD. Novelty flying disc has become a well used phrase is many parts of the UK. Originally from an episode of the simpsons.
But frisbee is a brand name, so it should be described as a novelty flying disc. Can be abrieviated to NFD. Novelty flying disc has become a well used phrase is many parts of the UK. Originally from an episode of the simpsons.
by Fossy239 June 13, 2007
Get the novelty flying disc mug."What happened to Luke the other day?"
"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013
Get the Disasturbate mug.A disc jockey (also known as DJ or deejay) is a person who selects and plays recorded music for an audience
by EDBEMICA January 19, 2009
Get the Disc-jockey mug.A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
by Harold Bishop's Love Child March 2, 2010
Get the Disaster Wank mug.