deptacious

A type of lust where you want to penetrate someones anus.

Dan: "Damn Becky, you make very deptacious"
Becky: "Thanks Dan"

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed March 15, 2022

democratic dictatorship

A form of government where the candidate is elected by popular vote but rarely or never actually enacts any policies that reflect the actual wishes of the constituency. The elected representative can either use subtle diplomacy to deflect criticsm, arrange for various forms of distraction to divert public attention, or be brazen in publicly declaring that policy will be different to popular opinion. Coined by Tim Francis in 2005.

The United States Federal Goverment's track record in regards to foreign policy and engaging military conflict could lead one to the conclusion that it has evolved into a democratic dictatorship. The same could be said for both the Federal Australian and UK governments to some extent, particularly in relation to Iraq and the Kyoto Agreement.

by Tim Francis May 25, 2007

diptard

diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate

that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard

by littlejimmie April 12, 2019

The Libyan Dictator

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and he accidentally slips out of her vagina and stabs her in the asshole with his penis. He then yells, "GADDAFI!"

I totally gave Lindsay "The Libyan Dictator" last night. There was less bloodshed in the video I made.

by Shoopspawn November 4, 2011

Diptarka

A future leader having a kind heart and a very positive outlook.

Every mother wishes that one day her child would grow up to be a Diptarka

by Bakait June 22, 2011

dietard

Common name for the proper Dietardius Maximus, also known as WarMachineVx.x and rarely refered to as DieHard. Commonly found within the MMO Lineage 2 but is also thrown around on forums across the internet and possibly in real life.

1v1 Dietard? Ah, I didn't think so, pussy.

by HGM_SPAM October 24, 2004

dietalk

v. to talk to someone else when on the phone with someone. It may be talking to anyone in general such as chat, talking to another person, or texting someone else, as long as its still ignoring you. This often gets annoying because girls whom gossip a lot just cannot control their gossiping and must talk to more than 1 person to look cool or whatnot.

Derived from "di" meaning "two". Chemistry and other things use this prefix. It is combined with talk meaning talking two talks, but some talk to more than 2 people, but the same term is used even if you're talking than one person even on the phone. the "e" at the end of "die" represents how badly you die because you're talking to a phaggozorf who talks to other people when on the phone with them.

PaNDaR: *calls Nicole*
Nicole: UHM NO TELL HER TO DO IT, hello?
PaNDaR: uh hi.

Nicole: heather talk to panda
PaNDaR: (wow wtf they like switching off and crap?)
Heather: hello? wait hold on, HAHAHA WAIT DARREN CAN YOU COME BACK, DUDE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DARREN CAN YOU JUST LIKE COME SO I CAN LIKE BE A DICK AND NOT TALK TO PANDA <----she didnt really say this but im giving an example
PaNDaR: *hangs up*
PaNDaR: *calls adreannie*
Adreawong: hello, panda?
PaNDaR: YOOOO waddup!
Adreawong: uh chupoo dan
PaNDaR: HUH?
Adreawong: no not you panda
PaNDaR: WTF MAN, DO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MORE THAN 2 PPL AND LIKE WOW, time to make dietalk on urbandictionary.
Adreawong: HAHAHA okay mommy lets go to the store <---STILL DOES IT

...girls confuse me way too much...

by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009