Dinger Dodging

When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.

Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.

by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013

Dingit

A syndrome that occurs in accidents, i.e krush

Atib: where's krush?
Samir: idk
Michael: he's a dingit

by Kevin64oz June 28, 2021

The Dingster

Or Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson, the Dingster is trully a man of his time. The dingster has traversed the Rocky mountains, the atlantic ocean, and has fought in Poland (1939), Holand, Belgium, Northern France, Yugoslavia (now Croatia) and fought alongside general Hoff in the 4th panzer army at the battle of Stalingrad. After the second world war, The Dingster then went on to join NATO and the United states in their global effort against communism, fighting in Korea, vietnam, and even in Cuba against castros regime. during the Cold war, Caleb was able to find a way to reverse aging itself and would go on to found the bank of america and to invent the quadrocycle. As of 1990 and the end of the cold war, Caleb the reversed his age to relive a new life in modern society. Today Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson now lives in a small town called Shitman where he goes under the title The Dingster to stop new threats posed against the earth such as radical feminism, radical islam, overwatch, dank meme obuse, Hillary Clinton, Furries, and other Kin. Notible sidekicks/allies of the dingster are: The Living spine, The Chod, Anewman: Eunich Monk, Mack Daddy, and jyoungman1161, together this band of "super" heros fight side by side to fight against anything to cancerous for this planet.

Did somebody ring The Dingster?

by KaiserKaleb August 4, 2016

quantavious dingleton

quandale dingle's 3rd cousin once removed. He is wanted for war crimes he allegedly committed in Northern Italy.

quantavious dingleton robbed me of my life savings.

by i4jtrgmrkfnchjrmtnvnmtrjnvj September 29, 2022

Dingers

1) Home Runs
2) A term of excitement.

1) Derek Lee hit 3 dingers today.
2) I got 2 tickets to the Mike Jones concert. Wanna go?
Hell yeah, Dingers!

by Brian L. April 14, 2006

Dingers

Aussie slang for condoms

Tracy's brother didnt use any dingers

by U r a wanker April 22, 2009

Bomb Digety

The shit

Like no otha

AMAZING!

The coolest thing EVER!

Urban Dictionary is the bomb digety dog!

by alice1246 February 8, 2009