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Alternate Dimension

An existence that is parallel to our own. Often thought to contain replicas of ourselves in various or similar forms but never the same. There can be infinite Alternate Dimensions, but never one exactly like our own.

Dimensions are Alternate Realities, Times, Universes, and Lives all in one.
In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Dog.
In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Cat.
In this Dimension, I am a Human.
Professor
by Professor Theory April 18, 2010
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Diversity Drone

Anyone who mindlessly adheres to the diversity creed.

Prone to Drone: Self-identified 'liberals'; moralistic vigilantes; anthropology majors.

Life cycle: Many people assimilate into drone-life after discovering that diversity is the solution to world conflict, becoming so obsessed with this ideal that their personality merges with the Hive-Mind. This causes them to engage in stereotyped and predictable behaviors such as: obtaining student leadership positions, becoming obstinately opposed to stereotypes, and becoming hateful towards the imagined Oppressor. Drones typically die off after obtaining jobs in the outside world.

How to recognize a drone: Drones can often be heard buzzing about "ethnic identity", "tolerance", and "multiculturalism", esp. when pressed about their comprehension of diversity. You won't find a depth of knowledge here, only the clever wielding of words to shame and demonize. Do not threaten further. Drones command the power of a guilty Nation.
"This modern dance performance is really pissing me off, it's ethnocentric and racist! What's with all of them having dark skin? It's not like ALL Ethiopian people have dark skin! I'm going to make a facebook group protesting the unjust portrayal of minority Ethiopian people in modern dance."
-words of a diversity drone
by nohbodyatall February 27, 2009
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diversity

In Marketing and Business:

1. The millennial's version of synergy
2. A buzzword used for virtue signalling
3. (In hiring) A deceptive practice designed to homogenize the ideals and thoughts of employees
4. When employees and co-workers eat lunch exclusively with members of the same race.
"To serve our users well, we need a diverse workforce that’s representative of the users we serve. That's why we lie on our marketing material to make it look like we are 90% African American and women." - Google

"We know intuitively that diversity matters." - McKinsey & Company

" YouTube illegally used quotas as recently as last year in an attempt to hire more black, Latinx, and female engineers." -Wired Magazine

"Welcome to the tour! My coworkers are super diverse! Over here in the lunch area, all the Asians eat together. And over there, all the Latinos. And over there, all the non-binary trans-racial zir's."
by Zuck le Cuck January 25, 2019
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d-dimension

the "drift dimension"

where everybody are dino's, and everybody drifts, (it's impossible to drive straight)

is reached when you're drifting, and you go into overdrift
Blake: "I watched my brother die!"
Gramps: "They never found the body! He took the ultimate drift, into another dimension!" (the d-dimension)

Blake:"But this whole thing seems to be detailing some sort of prophecy - when one will be able to walk between the two dimensions, between the dinos, and the drift."
by adaf June 28, 2008
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A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"
Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?
by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021
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Forced Diversity

The method SJWs used to relieve their white guilt. Sometimes it just means no male, as SJWs are just a bunch of delusional white girls with mental health and daddy issues.
The reason of Ghostbusters sucks is the result of both forced diversity and an actually bad story.
by 望月吉棟 June 29, 2017
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Diversity

An old, old wooden ship used in the civil war era.
Did you see the great battle between Diversity and the heterogeneous?
by Mr. Morrison May 6, 2007
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