Dildodore

play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.

"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"

"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"

"yeah. what a Dildodore."

by suq madiq August 5, 2009

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Dildad

A male equivalent of a Milf, a person with children that young women find attractive.

Have you seen that guy Jenny's dating? He's really old! She tells me he's a Dildad.

by Shagwan January 13, 2011

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Dildodove

A beauty found in school grounds , the dildo dove is a rare species found in the abandones grounds of schools for seniors. A bird that Shits on its pray. Sir valence the first was a preditor when he got shitten on by the blessings of oat meal on the sirs head. Dildo dove has been inspiring us for milleniums and will always be our number one.

Dildodove I love you alot

by Garida January 10, 2018

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Dildodexterous

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)

When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)

by anonymous September 20, 2020

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dilked

To be screwed over or otherwise lose out, you can be dilked by a boss if they take some of your tips, for example, or you can be dilked by chance if you buy nonrefundable tickets to a concert and it gets rained out.

Person one- "I think I ordered the wrong thing, I wanted a side of hummus with this and I got no side at all."
Person two- "No I think you ordered the right thing and they just dilked you."

by Diphidefinitions May 5, 2021

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