Third Degree Swamp Ass

Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.

"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."

by Bass Drop Donnie June 22, 2012

Comment Digger

A person similar to a "gold digger", but instead of $$, they will dig for (facebook, instagram, every social media site) comments by posting pictures (status, etc) and illiciting comments from people by stating opposite of the obvious.

Summer: *Posts picture of herself if a bikini* I'm so fat. My brother called me fat. I'm fat.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.

by Yvettechee July 23, 2012

90 Degree Dab

The most powerful of all dabs, not achievable by mere mortals. Made by attempting to hold your arm at a perfect 90 degrees while dabbing. The "dance" or trend of dabbing is the basic form, but a 90 degree dab is the ultimate and final form.

John: "Hey I'm about to attempt a 90 degree dab!"
Amy: "No John! You'll die!"

by JetX2333 May 7, 2018

Hetero Gold Digger

When someone attempts to befriend a wealthy person of the same sex in order to benefit from their wealth.

Did you see how he was practically sucking off Mumbai Mike? He's such a Hetero Gold Digger.

by Almanaseer January 20, 2008

mld: masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got an MLD: Masters in Life Degree as a result.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017

six degrees of separation

The theory that any two people in the world are connected in some way by no more than six people.

Using sexual contact as an example: when one has contact with another person, contact is effectively made with every person that person has come into contact with, and every person those people have come into contact with and so on.

by Bill Hlavac July 7, 2003

Platinum Digger

Someone who surpasses a gold digger in the fact that they are already insanely wealthy, and only will date people who have more money than them. AKA an asshole!

LaToya: Yeah I made 3,00,000 dollars last year, and I will only date a man who has double my income!
Ray: Damn Bitch, you a Platinum Digger!

by Kronos! September 26, 2010