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digitalmouse

v. A programmer that knows what to do, how to do it, but in 6 different programming languages, instead of DM.
I may post in the BYOND forums, but I'm up to the point where I have to pull a digitalmouse, I really need to learn DM.
by Jon T. September 23, 2005
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digitech

Digital Technician.

On a photoshoot, the person responsible for the digital equipment such as the camera and the computer to which the camera or digital back is tethered. They import images, regulate the white balance and exposure, oversee proper color management for monitors and printers, alert the photographer to adjust the camera due to a change in lighting conditions if it's necessary, and alert the photographer of focusing issues. The most common setup is a Mac Pro with Mac OSX running Capture One, but Adobe Lightroom and Hasselblad Phocus are also used when Capture One doesn't support tethered capture with the camera or digital back used.

More frequently, however, they deal with Capture One's annoying habit of crashing every so often, troubleshoot people's iPhone issues between shots, quietly change the camera settings on their own from the computer if the photographer bumps something by accident, wipe art directors' fingerprints from the monitors regularly, work many hours after the shoot when the art director suddenly decides s/he needs full-res JPGs instead of 1200x1800px JPGs even though the minute details are negligible for something that will be retouched and then printed at 1"x1.5" in a newspaper flyer that will be thrown away by the majority of people who receive it.
How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The assistant does it, but the digitech points out the bulb was fine; they just didn't flip the switch.
by digitech April 2, 2013
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digital snow day

Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.
Co-worker 1: Our internet is down.

Co-worker 2: Woo hoo! Digital snow day! Let's go get coffee.
by deca August 23, 2012
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checking the digits

v. Thorough and generally spontaneous inspection of one's fingers.
Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."
by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010
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digital heroin

Used to describe very addictive video games or chat rooms.
EverQuest is digital heroin - people have lost jobs and spouses over it.
by Kroth Tul'Ku July 25, 2006
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Digital Q-Tip

When you use the stylet from your pda or smart-phone to clean the wax out of you ears.
I forgot to clean my ears this morning so I had to use my Digital Q-Tip on the drive into the office.
by b.o.d. September 6, 2007
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digital underwear

Something you need to keep yourself safe from the online predators that will try to get you where the sun don’t shine.
I got my digital underwear on 24/7 man, I don’t trust those sleazy fukkas for a second.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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