international dick slap day

April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick

Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt

by Yolilboat April 11, 2017

Vince Dick Slap

When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.

Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”

by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

dick-slap

dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

dick slap

Verb, transitive.

To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.

Wow you sure dick slapped John by telling his mom about his DUI.

Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.

by Jour December 12, 2008

Dickclap

using ones phallus as a blunt weapon on a females facial area

i dickclapped that smut across her joant like SHADDUPBITCH!

by BenVoigt September 2, 2004