Dickishly Snooty

It can either be done with a dildo or a real phallus. One person dresses as the monopoly man / mr. peanut (monocle REQUIRED). The "phallus" is then placed across the upper lip of the "snooty" much like a fake mustache. That person then tells an erotic story in the style of a masterpiece theater reading.

Also used to describe when someone is trying to be high-brow but sounds like they've got a dick for a mustache.

"That poetry reading was dickishly snooty"

by ninjo May 4, 2010

Dickass

1. An individual that likes being an asshole.
2. An asshole that enjoys causing grief for others.
3. Everyone is an asshole sometimes but only a dick enjoys being an asshole.

I don't know why you let that dickass bother you; he looks for ways to be an asshole.
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by Urban Tourist June 21, 2014

Dickissippi River

when throat fucking your partner while they use a neti pot. The water runs down from their nostrils over your cock creating a river over your penis

Joseph was throat fucking his girlfriend while she was using a neti pot. The water ran down her throat over his penis like dickissippi river

by ChubbyBuffy July 26, 2016

Dicklag

When you're lagging uncontrollably in a video game so much so that you say "I'm lagging my dick off!"

"I should have hosted this game. I'm getting major dicklag!"

"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."

by TheMagicKeeper June 18, 2017

Dickladon

The female name for Dick.

Hey Dickladon hows your day?

by King Shadow November 24, 2017

Dickledore

Dickledore:
The act of having and using a penis wise and magical. With abilities to cast spells over the female gender.

Bill got in an argument over his missing part of the rent, he dickledored his way out of it and now she is happily making him a sandwich.

by Serbio XXX January 6, 2020

dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020