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Dickbag

A loud boisterous asshole who also happens to be a huge douchebag.
Hey Guy P., stop being a dickbag you kike!
by Bob Baker NSCHOF August 10, 2015
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Dicklash

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.
by Fondleface November 2, 2012
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dickage

to have a bump or shadow formed by your penis.

kinda like cleavage but for guys
damn yesterday i had really small shorts on and i had major dickage showing
by tello f. baby October 3, 2007
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dickwagon

Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day.
Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickwagon
by Cale Middleton June 29, 2007
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Jet Dick Lag

Jet dick Lag is a term meaning a man's penis cannot adequately alter from flaccid to erect in pursuit of consenual intercourse with his partner after a long journey which has left him mentally and physically exhausted.
Guy 1: I traveled from Dubai to Rio de Janeiro to see my girlfriend, we were 1 year without sex and when I arrived she wanted sex so bad, but i wasn't in the mood.

Guy 2: Dude, You had jet dick lag!
by ladyurie May 21, 2011
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Dicklauncher

One who enjoys launching dicks into themselves.

Often used amongst gamers as an insult when either under the influence of alcohol or other drugs, or no other insult can be thought of at the moment.

Originally used by a gamer under the alias "||IM-BS||C.h.tw" on Counter-Strike:Source.
What the fuck? He got a headshot on me from all the way across the map... What a fuckin' dicklauncher that kid is...
by ~N0m@D-Anon.~ June 22, 2011
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freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.
Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag
by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014
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