Dick In The Mouth (DITM)

An international language spoken by a female who sucks dick

You are talking to a girl who speaks a foreign tongue and you can't understand what she is saying but she ends up sucking you off therefore she speaks the international language Dick In The Mouth (DITM).

by Chris M. Coleman March 24, 2008

Dick in my ass

The phrase " dick in my ass" is to be used when someone is upset.

Hayden: Hey Cole, did you text the squad to tell them we were here?

Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.

by SharkishaMicheleQuan November 3, 2016

dick in the eye

When someone sticks their dick in your eye, or someone elses eye. While some may think this is gay, this is 0wnage -- pwnage in all senses.

First person: My dark magician does 23..
Other person: DICK IN THE EYE
First person: FUCK!!!!!111111111 I GOT NUBBED!?!11

by fusion99_0 March 13, 2003

dick-in-ass

adj. gay, stupid, annoying, pointless, stretching far beyond one's tolerance for the aforementioned things.

I'm tired of that dick-in-ass bitch who thinks he's so flippin' cool.

by outofgas July 17, 2009

dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

by D-Soul January 8, 2012

dick in cheese

It means a big failure that can never be undone also referenced also to sponk

Oh I’m such a dick in cheese I missed the golf hole

by sponkqueen December 12, 2017

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021