Dickonometry

The science of determining a man's penis size through careful study of his physical features, e.g., height, weight, build, size of hands/feet/nose and jawline angle.

After a thorough dickonometry evaluation, she determined that his dick is so small, even quarks are jealous.

by TheBombMama October 7, 2015

diacon

That really annoying person that sits next to you at work.

Oh, I don't wanna go to work today, that diacon will start blabbering again.

by PrajituraCuCACAo December 5, 2015

disconnection anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you are having trouble connecting your laptop or mobile device to a wireless network.

OMG...I can't connect to the Internet...I don't know what's wrong...I've been offline for the last ten minutes...I've got a bad case of disconnection anxiety!

by E J Empire May 3, 2016

Diccolo

a flute for your penis

i used the diccolo to charm women .

by brother x2 May 16, 2021

Disconcordant Coastline

A great geographical way to describe a persons receding hairline

Person1 "how would one describe Daniels Hairline??"

Person2 "Disconcordant Coastline"

by SirAlfordsheadboy April 25, 2023

Sobrietarily Disconnected

Fuckin Wasted

I saw Gomez playing beersbie with that ramtard Ben VonDubya....they were both so sobrietarily disconnected, I think they shit themselves.

by GomezGomezGomezGomezGomez June 3, 2010

Urban Dictonary

Urban Dictionary is a complete shit hole of a site that only wankers use.

Go fuck yourself, Urban Dictonary.

by Cockslapper9000 April 28, 2013