Gee, its Bree!
When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re in a corvette
and you feel something wet:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving in a race
and it flies up on your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
by A Really Bucking Fastard September 2, 2012
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by HelixForce December 8, 2016
by Lord Diarrhea October 26, 2007
by GladysISmothernature March 1, 2014
Liquid shit that comes out of your ass faster than the speed of light and Singing any of your remaining ass often cones from eating at Taco Bell and booger king:diarrhea not silent but smells deadly
by Anonymous........!?!?! February 21, 2014
by Jewed Lackamp June 30, 2004