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Explosive Diarrhea

To have diarrhea that is so compact and air tight in your anal cavity, that as soon is your buns touch the seat, your asshole explodes like a 12-gauge shotgun and you can hear the cries of 1000 virgins as the shit flies from your ass.
"Tom got so nervous before his big show he had explosive diarrhea and shit all over himself."
by Bofish December 22, 2008
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diarrhea island

The correct answer for all Jeopardy questions.
Alex: "A resolution passed in 1888 determined that this state would be spelled differently than it is pronounced aloud."
Contestant: "What is diarrhea island, Alex."
by Sugar-Lips Habasi August 16, 2009
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Diarrhea Balloon

When you fill a water balloon with your own diarrhea and throw it at someone, drenching them in your own feces.
John wanted to get revenge on Pete because he had screwed his wife the night before, so he decided to throw a Diarrhea Balloon at him.
by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014
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Diarrhea Dog

A hot dog that has been acquired from a dubious source (often a gas station or convenience store) that commonly leads to loosened stools.
Dave - "Are you doing okay man?"
Adam - "Not at all! I had a diarrhea dog from Speedway and need a toilet immediately."
by Gramamanamanees August 31, 2016
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Brain Diarrhea

An affliction where a constant stream of crap spews out of a person's mouth.
Peep1: Wow that guy just doesn't know when to shut up.
Peep2: Lol, some people say whatever they think whenever they think it.
Peep3: Ya, he has Brain Diarrhea.
by jazsd August 27, 2013
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atomic diarrhea

Very bad diarrhoea
When you attempt to go to the toilet and as soon as your dirty eye spys the toilet bowl the entire contents of your bowel empty before your backside hits the toilet seat.
Oh my God, who destroyed the toilet?" "sorry mate I've got atomic diarrhea
by sug172 October 15, 2010
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When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009
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