dictionary 

The evil twin brother of the urban dictionary who always tells the truth

Jake:go look in the dictionary
John:oh hell nah bitch im using the urban dictionary
Jake:but the dictionary tells the truth

dictionary by Slim shabby October 4, 2017

Dictionary 

A dictionary is a collection of words usually with a definition or meaning wrote close to them.

I found the word " dictionary " in a dictionary and it says its "A dictionary is a collection of words usually with a definition or meaning wrote close to them."

Dictionary by Robnew November 5, 2017

Dictionary 

A Place to look for shitty words you don't know the spelling to because you are retarded

Student "I don't know this word I'll look it up in a dictionary"

Teacher "You better you fucking idiot"

Dictionary by OverwatchAss March 2, 2018

Dictionary 

Something that is impossible to know if not already known

Mike: Hey, what's a dictionary
Me: Oh just look it up on the dictionary
Mike: What the fuck

Dictionary by Some fucking dude May 30, 2018

Dictionary 

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.

Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!

Dictionary by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Dictionary 

Complete shit you wipe your arse with.

Hey pass me the dictionary i just shat out a log

Dictionary by donaldtrumpisadick May 15, 2020

dictionary 

an excuse to get out of classwork in an educating way and also be a dumb dirty 12 year old

Tim: Hey teacher! can I please read the dictionary to study the word on page eleven?

:Teacher I have one in the back go crazy, Timmy
:I'm gonna find the word butt HAHAHAHAHA

dictionary by Kaleb Moayed January 26, 2021