DECAN

an acronym..

Don't
Even
Care
About
Nothin'

Used as a non-swearing option when one does not care about a particular event; instead of "Fuck it".

I didn't study for the midterm today... DECAN

We aren't supposed to be doing this... DECAN

My girlfriend is late... DECAN

by decan dave November 25, 2010

Decafalon

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Man my new health food store suggested I do a decafalon! They must be NuTs!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Decalfinated

An athlete has an injury to his calf.

I see where the Green Bay quarterback was decalfinated in last week's game

by MeskMan January 11, 2015

dope decade

Term for the late 60\'s early 70\'s. An era where drug usage was high among the average American.

Many hippies lived freely during the dope decade

by Tony Shahreza April 26, 2005

Devil's Decade

Going 24 hours(or more) without the act of pooping; the act of being constipated for longer than a day; When your false excretions seem like an evil decade.

Guy: Hey man that opiate binge has got be going through a Devil's Decade.

Guy#2: Oh that sucks...try some exlax.

by TIMandALEX August 28, 2012

decagurn

To simultaneously insert 10 pills into any bodily orifice.

1. To decagurn you can put one pill on each finger and thumbs and insert into the bottom.
2. You can also decagurn by doing a Pentaplug (insert 5 up the bottom) and orally consuming 5 pills simultaneously.
3. A decagurn is also Orally consuming 10 pills together.

by Scallywag33 April 22, 2010

Decadicksodomy

Waking up to no less than 10 dicks in your butt.

E-dog is in a really bad mood today, he must of woke up to decadicksodomy.

by J-rodeezy February 27, 2011