destination fucked

Somewhere you end up when directed by fuckwits.

Jim: Geez, there is more chiefs here than Indians.
John: Yeah, we're heading to destination fucked.

by JLH April 26, 2017

destination

a song by DT8 fat. Roxanne Widle which is pure garbage. listeners of such songs should be shot.

hey. that song sucks shit.

by deja May 10, 2004

Destinationist

A person or family on vacation so focused on itinerary or the actual destination that they become oblivious to anything on the way or outside of the actual destination.

A vacationist that doesn't take time to relax or involve himself with other activities outside of his actual destination.

A person that refuses to patronize anyone or anyplace besides common franchises or corporations.

Bob and his family are such destinationists. They totally missed out on all the great scenery on their trip to Santa Monica. They should have taken Route 66.

by Rally66 October 18, 2009

Destination Birthday

Similar to a destination wedding, it is a place picked by the birthday boy/girl that requires their guests to give up their week, their income and their lives...for the sole purpose of showering the Birthday boy/girl with inappropriate praise.

Hey Guys, I'm super excited for my birthday party today. I sure hope you can make it. It's a Destination Birthday in Honduras!!! I've checked Air Honduras and ticket prices are below $1500 roundtrip, please check the Birthday Registry.

by jackbarron February 7, 2011

Final Destination

Final Destination is a disc where two space foxes normally fight on, talk shit and shine

NO ITEMS FOX ONLY FINAL DESTINATION

by big ni🅱🅱a January 20, 2019

Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.

Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation

by TheBlackList January 14, 2010

Destination hallucination

When oneself/someone is taking every single drug 'under the sun' to reach the ultimate hallucination

Man I got fucked up last night. I took everything man, I was on a one way ticket to destination hallucination

by Jack all mighty Parker November 20, 2016