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designated driver

the one in the group who must drink the least for the night
Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.
by sean January 9, 2005
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designated roller

when you smoke too much weed you need someone to role you another J because it would be to fucking hard.
Jesse- hey Nolan you want to be my designated roller.
Nolan- no man i cant Roll
by Connervm13 February 23, 2009
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designated dance partner (DDP)

A good friend who you can always find in the middle of the dancefloor when it is time to get down. No matter how the night is going, you can always count on them to be on the dancefloor busting moves with you.
The night really got going when I ran into my designated dance partner (DDP) Kelsey and she dragged me out on the dance floor.
by LuckyLep December 16, 2011
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designated minority

The single nonasian minority, often a hispanic, who is in an honors/advanced/AP class. Put in the class for artificial diversity.
"Wow, who's the guy in AP calc with a 1.8 GPA?"
"Oh, that's just gorge, he's our designated minority
by sethsupreme January 3, 2012
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designated wingman

Only applies to guys: when hanging out with friends, partying, clubbing etc.
"Men, your designated wingman is basically your dude friend/bouncer/back-up/advisor/partyboy/player. Usually a close friend. Is there to give you that prep talk, before you try to pick up that hot chick giving you the eye at the other side of the bar. To back you up when your new girlfriends ex is there to kill you. To give you the opportunity for the once in a liftime hookup. Is loyal and will back you up in any situation, although it is advised not to borrow money from your designated wingman
Rory: Alright guys, today is the day. I'm gonna ask Jennifer out to the movies at school today.
Tommy, can you be my designated wingman?

Tommy: Yea dawg, i got your back (may be accompanied by a handshake/knukletouch/pound)
by Creeper(0_o) December 17, 2008
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designated cum-licker

A designated cum-licker is a guy who is chosen to lick up the cumshots of other guys who shoot their cumgasms on another guy's ass-crack after withdrawing their dicks from his asshole after they've fucked him.
A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!
by USAF Cadet June 21, 2021
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designated dancer

Noun
A friend who tells you to stop dancing when you are awkwardly and drunkenly dancing alone
I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!
by Prince of Egypt November 24, 2010
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