deloitte

A modern form of prostitution where eager, young minds sign on with the most reputable "practice" pimp in hopes of success and fortune but end up being sold to the highest bidder while partaking only a minimal share of the profits. "Partners" pimps are noted for reprimanding personnel that do not perform every and all requests of the client john, as well as those who do not perform adequately in the eyes of the client.

Not showing up to the client is unacceptable when you work for Deloitte.

by Q May 13, 2005

Delonge

Delonge is a word used to define a man who loves to play with his own weiner, a person who just loves to choke the chicken and spread semen.

-Hey, man, what's wrong with Sam?
-I dunno, that Delonge is enjoying it though!

by SaneInsane April 22, 2009

Tom DeLonge

The guitarist and one of the two singers for blink-182, he's REALLY cool and funny, he's also the lead singer/guitarist/bass player for a band called Boxcar racer

Tom Delonge fuckin rules man

by Kyle Maskiw January 1, 2005

Deloust

Generally only with men to deloust. Means to have a good scrub. Includes the three 'S's. A shit, shower and a shave.

Guy #1. Are you coming out on the pull tonight?
Guy #2. Yer i just gotta deloust first.

by Superspan May 20, 2009

delorbing

To pine for delorbe.

Kristen: I'm going away to CT this weekend, therefore I will be delorbing.

by MetalVixen December 14, 2008

delofting

Having sex on a college campus, especially in a dorm room. Derived from the practice of lofting, or elevating, a bed in a dorm.

"I'll be delofting her bed tonight."
"Don't forget to wear a condom."

by Hoyme December 6, 2010

DeLoncker

1. Of the Loncker clan.

2. A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

3. A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

4. A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

5. A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.

Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLoncker.

by Protip911 September 21, 2016