A scary fucking cat.
by writergirljds December 7, 2011
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"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"
by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019
Get the dirt detective mug.The state of being a slut to individuals of your own choice. Aka personalizing a list of people you whore around to selectively.
Nicolette: What did he say about you?
Salma: He called her a slut
Maha: Little does he know, im a selective slut.
Salma: He called her a slut
Maha: Little does he know, im a selective slut.
by ronaldosprincess July 24, 2019
Get the Selective Slut mug.When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.
Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.
Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?
Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?
by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010
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Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the selectively permeable membrane mug.Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.
Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
by lindylou22 August 28, 2009
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