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Detective Mittens

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!
by writergirljds December 7, 2011
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Detective Mills

When a naked man is on top of a woman & tries to tickle her. His penis is between her legs & she laughs so hard that she farts. Causing a vibration on his penis.
Larry was naked & jumped on top of me. He tickled me so bad gave him a Detective Mills! Lol
by #FreeMason September 10, 2019
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dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.
"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"
by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019
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Selective Slut

The state of being a slut to individuals of your own choice. Aka personalizing a list of people you whore around to selectively.
Nicolette: What did he say about you?

Salma: He called her a slut

Maha: Little does he know, im a selective slut.
by ronaldosprincess July 24, 2019
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SEM - Selective Edited Memory

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.
Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?
by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010
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selectively permeable membrane

A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
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selective texter

Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.
Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
by lindylou22 August 28, 2009
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