The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.
BTW this is bad.
BTW this is bad.
Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!
Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).
Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).
by revolter69 November 1, 2019
Get the DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December) mug.When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.
Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.
Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.
Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!
by Maryawerden November 14, 2012
Get the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) mug.When you start to die of boredom and maybe your internet even is gone so you start to type mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq, which is typing your letters on the QWERTY keyboard from first to last, but you type every letter 3 times.
Person 1: Dude I'm so bored
Dude: Have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?
Person 1: Yeah, 4 minutes ago.
Dude: Try doing mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq.
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Person 1: Yeah, 4 minutes ago.
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by August403 January 19, 2021
Get the mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq mug.DDD is "don't dildo december" this is the month for girls, they cant use their dildos so they can't masterbait, this is like NNN but for girls, this month they cant use dildos, feburay they can't use their finger
girl 1 "hej wanna dildo me"
girl 2 "sorry, but you can't, it is DDD"
girl 1 "then finger me"
girl 2 "okay"
girl 2 "sorry, but you can't, it is DDD"
girl 1 "then finger me"
girl 2 "okay"
by this is a salmon November 11, 2019
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When everyone is drunk and their is a designated drunk driver to drive everyone home.
When everyone is drunk and their is a designated drunk driver to drive everyone home.
by nasnasir March 25, 2017
Get the DDD mug.DDD stands for destroy dick december, and what you gotta do is nut one time on the first of december 2 times on the second and so on until january. In total you will have to nut 496 times during december. WARNING: you may not feel your left leg after all the nuts. Seriously, it may cause harm.
Hey bob ! Today is the 31 of december, you said that you could hangout?
Sorry b, i can't, i still have 25 more nuts to go today, DDD is killing me.
Sorry b, i can't, i still have 25 more nuts to go today, DDD is killing me.
by Izevrydayvro December 5, 2017
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