Darryl

My stupid brother.

ew look! its a Darryl

by vetab November 29, 2020

Darryls Math

Someone who under exaggerates. You need to take that number and multiply it by 4.

Hey Darryl how many skanks did you bang this month? " I fucked 3 bro" . Now we have to assume, Darryls Math. He banged 12 skanks.

by The kreeateor April 22, 2020

Darrylized

“The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead”

“Man, have you seen Darryl recently? He is acting totally Darrylized.”

by Soulreape February 15, 2023

darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"

Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

by pornchub February 7, 2017

Darryl Dahmer

1: The act of saying the word faggot too much.

2: Sucking at Call of Duty

3: Not having any recollection that your cousin Jeffrey is alive or dead.

Darryl : How'd you like that, you Faggot?. Faggot , Faggot.
Guy #1 : Quit being a Darryl Dahmer
Darryl: You're a faggot
Guy # 2 : Just stop talking, man

by Siikwithasmile December 1, 2010

Darryl-prison

Darryl-prison describes the situation you find yourself in, when you're prisoner of a toxic relationship. Darryl stands for all the men that never ask how you are, that suck your self-worth and live to will out of you, and that make you stop glowing. On the positive note, getting OUT of Darryl-prison is the best thing ever. It ages you back 5 years, makes you feel amazing, and you see what a douchebag your personal Darryl truly was. If you're reading this: Please never forget that you are a goddess and no man is worth diminishing your dreams, the way you feel or your ambitions and your love. You will find someone better, f that man. You deserve to be loved in a way that feels easy and natural, in a way where you don't have to explain yourself, beg for love or ask for the bare minimum. Hold on to that.

Liz: Remember when I was in Darryl-prison? I wanted to jump off of 28th floor FMC.
Sara: Thank god you're out of Darryl-prison. I don't want to ever experience this.

by pinabowladas January 26, 2025

Darryl

While getting ran over by a motorcycle yell Darryl at the ambulance while running away

My uncle twice removed did the Darryl and went to jail for 24 hours

by Swag_Master_9000 April 18, 2022