crap dangling

Canadian sport consisting of a large breasted woman, a sailor, atleast one jewish person, a barrel, and a wad of crap.

Jon: Hey Pete are you going to Janet's party?
Pete: Nah, there's a big crap dangling tournement today...hey are you jewish?
Jon: Yeah
Pete: You want to come?

by Tanch May 6, 2005

20 pounds of dangling fury

a large penis

a long penis

last night i had to slap a hoe with my 20 pounds of dangling fury.

by daddybignuts_2000 January 12, 2010

1 pound of dangling fury

1. The average weight of a black man's frontal package.
2. Having a penis so large that it weighs a pound or more while being soft.
3. phrase made popular by Jon in Survivor Pearl Islands to cover up for his personal Inadequacy.

Come on baby, suck on my pound of dangling fury.

by RJ B June 25, 2006

the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

Emo dangling

To dangle an emo out of a window via a bungee cord

Oh shit man, Lil Chris is gonna get BOID.
hes been emo dangling

by WESLY aka Wins October 8, 2007

gangster dangling

an adjective that describes an object that hangs in a gangster like fashion.

1.Tina- his car got hit bad so his mirror is gangster dangling off the side.

2. Jon- check this out, my dicks got some mean gangster dangling going on.

by Tina Devine March 14, 2006

The Dangling Poopie

This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.

Dude! I was like in there foe like 20 minutes trying to drop my "Dangling Poop"

by john March 4, 2004