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Ball dangler

A person or group of people that cling to the notion that the earth is a ball spinning through space revolving around the sun , solar system , galaxy and universe, at unimaginable speeds,all caused by nothing, that somehow exploded into everything 14 billion years ago in an explosion thats still occuring today although we cannot feel any of it here on earth and constellations remain the same over all of recorded history .
This ball dangler thinks were all on a magic spinning ball flying thru space time for some homeschooling lessons .
by Plainsightnews November 8, 2017
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Dangler

A penis on a nude beach that hangs at least 1/4" from the lowest point of the balls.
by One Smart Kitty August 23, 2009
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mississippi crab dangler

it's a sexual act involving four people and a tractor.
first, three people get on the tractor,(usually males) and the fourth person the "crab dangler" gets tied to the back of the tractor.

while being pulled by the the tractor though a mississippi cotton field, the three people on the tractor are shitting, pissing, and ejaculating off the tractor onto the "crab dangler." it was propperly dubbed "mississippi crab dangler" because all the while, the fourth person has a crab dangling from his ballsack and or butthole. most commonly used with a king crab and a john deere 2001 series industrial lawn tractor.
dude, lastnight, joey was the mississippi crab dangler and he's messed up now!
by mississippi g-dog March 26, 2010
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cherry dangler

The poo pebles that get stuck to the hairs of your arse and hang like cherrys
Example??? I could drop you one in the post. Cant think why you'd want it though!
by wide-boy-dave May 20, 2005
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Alabama Crab Dangler

N. The name of the jiggle and swing motion used to release unwanted shit that is dangling out of your butt when your shit is hanging from your butt and you want it to fall into the toilet or desired area. Commonly used when no toilet paper is avaliable.
Last night i took a huge shit and it wouldnt let go ... I did the Alabama Crab Dangler and it fell right out.
by chad2 July 29, 2006
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Danglebrat

A little bitchy cunt that is pouty and "bratty" all the time, and likes to ruin everyone's day or at least try.
"That new kid is starting shit with everyone!"
"What a danglebrat."
by noper99 January 9, 2013
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Clit Dangler

a man that can not penetrate a woman properly, resulting in a dangling action.
Scott, "Bro, you bang the blondie last night?"
Eric, "Nah bro, i had a huge clit dangler."
by ALYSSASARAHMEGAN November 15, 2010
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