Dampi

An extreme mix of failure and disgust. Beware of it's angsty behavior for it is not even a species of human. It actually has no gender but it thinks of itself as a male. It makes itself believe it's better than others and is a higher form of douche.

Douche: Dude! You suck! I'm way better!
Guy: Cool.
Douche: AHAHAHHAHA I'm totally cool!
Guy: You know what, quit being such a Dampi!
Newly-Realized Dampi: You're right!

by Kirk McAwesomer November 18, 2011

Damp blanket

Better than a wet blanket. Something most wet blankets want to be but can’t live up to

Cracker #1: yo did you see that damp blanket wanna be
Cracker #2: ya he’s such a wet blanket

by Dinosaur_nuggets_are_gouuuud May 27, 2018

Damp Amp

Taking Vyvanse and drinking AMP Energy Drink. The combination of D-Amphetamine and AMP.

I just took some damp amp and studied for 10 hours straight but now my hands won't stop shaking!

by Anon Pre-Med Student March 18, 2010

dampoo

What you say when you step in poo.

Also, damp shampoo.

I really love how my dampoo leaves my hair feeling moist & refreshing.

by Dimos January 20, 2011

dampman

A man who is neither moist or dry but most certainly damp.

Gurpreet was a real dampman

by dampman June 14, 2012

damnfool

A person who is ready to act in an abnormal behavior at any given time. Your homeboy that always ready to turn-up.

Oh boy here come Darnell he is about to act a damnfool .

by Carlos Lander December 25, 2016

damplips.com

A site where you don't have to pay for porn. It has videos from all different websites.

"Have you seen this damplips.com my bress."

"Nah fam. But have you checked out meatapin.com. It's mad gay."

"That's way better than this heterosexual site."

by PPBIG42069 December 19, 2019