deffed

take a shit, defecation

john deffed, but it was a bad dung

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

Duffed

Verb (past tense) : The act of being penetrated in one's anus by sac encased male genitalia. Often leads to a tearing of the inner anus, causing the need for stitches. Causes sticky situations when the Duffer has to tell the Duffee's parents.

"Man, my butthole hurts! I really got Duffed last night!"

by NeverBeenDuffed January 26, 2009

Duffed

When someone, or something is excessivly under the influence of alcohol.

That night, he got really duffed.

by Smoker91113 April 24, 2009

Daffodick

A typical welshman/woman who bang on about their nationality and how 'welsh and proud' they are, naively oblivious of the biggest irony of all: that they nearly always come last at everything. On the rare occasion that they win something like a rugby match they get several years mileage out of it and often canonise the try scorer giving them fucking ridiculous names like 'Merve the swerve'. Another sad irony is that the most vociforous of these creatures can't even speak fucking welsh.

Have you heard that Dave now spells his name 'Dafydd' and has just posted a picture of a dragon on his facebook. Apparently his Nans, Uncles Father in Law was welsh - what a fucking daffodick!!!!

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

duffed

Duffed, or duff someone-to be fucked, or involved in the act of sexual intercoarse.

"Hey man, did you hear the news? last night caitie got duffed!" or "Dammit, my science teacher duffed me on that lab report."
"Are you really gonna duff me like that?"

by C...punk35 May 26, 2012

duffed

too be high as fuck

me and angel was so duffed last night we left the car on the whole night

by mhndzxo February 12, 2017

daffydil

Dancing with the Infidels.

"You see these people dancing under the cross?"
"Yea?"
"They are daffydils"
**Religious fervor brewing

by mommyinlaw May 6, 2018