dad 

A man who never shows up in your life. Never Calls, never comes by, never sends a card for your birthday. Or a man who is always there for you giving you guidance and support.

Jake: My dad just took my cellphone! I hate him!
Dave: Atleast you know who your dad is!! So stop bitchin!

<or>
Superstar: I want to thank my dad for all his love and support all these years. I couldnt have done it without him. I LOVE YOU DAD!

You will never here Dave say that^

dad by Galleria November 10, 2008

Dad 

A man who works to support you and doesn't take your crap when he doesn't get anything in return.

That's my dad foo

Dad by iamafrickindad August 24, 2009

dad 

manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.

Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.

dad; Think of Joan Crawford but the male version "no more wire hangars"

dad by Angry@men November 3, 2010

Dad 

The replacement name for "bro" to call your best friend of whom you have a fatherly bond.

Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"

Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."

Dad by EspritDC September 1, 2011

Dad 

The guy who left for cigarettes ten years ago but never came back

You’re not my dad

Dad by NIGGER NUGGET October 24, 2018

dad 

Hypocritical moron.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.

Dad: You fucked up the computer again didn't you?!

Me: What are talking about?

Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!

Me: What's asshole.com?

Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!

Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?

Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!

dad by lazy, worthless faggot December 7, 2005

dad 

the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4

and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.

SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad

dad by sinister wuff July 17, 2016