Duncan

a good boy.

Duncan is a good boy. oh good boy. such a good boy.

by slillylilbug April 14, 2025

Duncan

When someone in the workplace is absolutely hopeless and offers no real value except for ridicule. They are so bad that the poor English speakers refer to him as Duncan (dumb cunt).

What did Duncan do this time?

by Spudcentric June 15, 2025

[Duncan]

A twat who loves himself. You just know a Duncan when you see one.

"omg, he's walking like a gay".
"he must be a DUNCAN"

by nfie August 26, 2011

Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world

I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley

by Not Luc December 29, 2019

Duncan Trussell

A hilarious, intuitive stand-up comedian. Has his own podcast called the Duncan Trussell Family Hour and is constantly a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience and the Deathsquad podcasts. Advocate of psychedelics, Buddhism, world change, and marijuana, among other things. An uber nerd, but an awesome person and role model nonetheless. To stand in the same room with him is the greatest honor known to man.

Dude, I saw Duncan Trussell today at the Ice House. He is fuckin' hilarious!

by acidprince August 12, 2012

Duncan Hills Coffee

a song written by the band known as Dethklok. It was performed at Batsfjord, Norway where over 300,000 fans attended to hear the single be performed live. Fans signed "pain waivers" before attending this concert due to its brutality. The song was written for the Duncan Hills Coffee Corporation. According to the Frontman Nathan Explosion, they were there..."to make coffee metal, everything metal... Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity."

My best friend died at the Dethklok concert while listening to "Duncan Hills Coffee".

by the ibanez of death September 19, 2008

Duncan's noodle

An asian teacher (randomly named Duncan) had punished his student just because that student didn't share his noodles to him during the online class. How ridiculous!
The noun phrase is used to describe something that is extremely ridiculous.

A: I just got punished by my parent because I study too hard that I got full mark in my previous exam.
B: That's totally a Duncan's noodle.

by The_Ultimate_Guy March 2, 2022