Double Dookie

1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.

2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.

1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.

2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.

by peezdets October 31, 2011

Doonies

Doonies-reference to a male beating a females pussy so hard it causes vibration in her organs causing them to move downwards hence the reference I beat her doonies down

I FUCKED HER DOONIES BRO

by Ur friendly nigger February 22, 2021

Blast a dookie

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.

by JD Christie February 25, 2004

dookie log

n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass

Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!

by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006

dookie ninja

Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.

I was shopping at Wal-mart and saw a dookie ninja at the check out lane.

by reverend megaton August 11, 2011

doozies

Something that is extraordinary. Often used in the context of troublesome, difficult or problematic, but can be used positively as well. (Root word: Doozy)

In the context of problems: These math questions, they're some doozies!

In the context of something extraordinary: Whoa! These large earth movers are quite some doozies!

by piggus_undergroundus August 26, 2009

Poot Dookie

A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".

1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.

2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?

by MckPDAliPD October 26, 2009